Fem-bot

Yesterday as I was waiting at the bus stop with Bryce and Parker, Parker started doing robot kung fu. Robot kung fu looks like the robot (dance) with kung fu moves ~ Parker made it up. So he kung fu'd my both of my hands off. I told him I could still kung fu with my elbows, so he swiftly sliced those off too (not really, just pretend). Then I told him I still had my head and could kung fu him with that, so he sliced my head off, too. He stepped back and took a second to look me over. He said "now all you have left to fight with is your boobs". I looked around to see if any of the other mothers had heard him ~ they did. The bus couldn't get there fast enough and two minutes later it did. So I guess my son sees me as a fem~ bot, as well as the other bus stop moms.