Thursday, January 20, 2011

My SUSPICIOUS husband...

  • I went to a first aid class for work. As I was leaving, Ryan went out to the end of our driveway to wait for Apollo's bus. The wind was blowing, so he stood inside of our driveway shielded by our prickly holly bush. After he had been waiting for three minutes, an officer pulled into our driveway and parked right next to Ryan. He got out of his car and interrogated Ryan: what are you doing here, why are you standing there, etc. He said that a neighbor had reported a suspicious person at our house. Ryan explained what he was doing, but the officer didn't believe him. The officer asked him his address and Ryan rattled it off. Then Apollo's bus pulled up. Ryan went to get our boy and the officer left. Ryan came inside and took his mug shot and posted it on facebook.

    It makes me feel so much safer knowing that the Normandy Park Police Department is just a phone call away.
    Kaleo Cornwell Well deserved
    3 hours ago ·
  • Ryan Carter Hoffmann I've lived here for five years! So I was wearing a stocking cap. Can't a guy wear a stocking cap in Normandy Park?
    3 hours ago ·
  • Kaleo Cornwell not combined with your Army Jacket...Hide your kids, hide your wives, hide your husbands....Hoffmans rapin everybody out there in Normandy Park
    3 hours ago · · 4 people
  • Jack Latham Posting your most recent mug shot on Facebook probably doesn't help any. ;)
    3 hours ago ·
  • Stacy Wikle Lol! Clearly you are too much for your neighbors!
    3 hours ago ·
  • Angela Fox Oh my hilarious! How did you discover you had been reported?
    3 hours ago ·
  • Diane Henry lol!
    3 hours ago ·
  • Ryan Carter Hoffmann When a cop rolled up and interrogated me. I'd been out there less than five minutes. I swear! Like three minutes.
    3 hours ago ·
  • Corey Olson Yeah, I can see that. I'm kind of creeped out by the photo. Careful, next thing you know "Dateline NBC" will show up in your kitchen.
    3 hours ago · · 2 people
  • Adam Hughes Normandy Park Cops never forget a face! :)
    3 hours ago · · 1 person
  • Trent N Kailey Barney its cause whitecenter is close by
    2 hours ago ·
  • Darron Marzolf Well that concerned citizen has a keen eye for weirdos. Ha!
    2 hours ago · · 1 person
  • Ryan Carter Hoffmann I'm afraid to go back out there in 10 min. for the next school bus. Maybe I'll roll up my sleeve and stand around with a needle and surgical tubing in my teeth.
    2 hours ago ·
  • Jessica Pierson Roe Lol thank to for that!you made my day! I'm a school bus driver for Highline , no worries it wasn't me that called ya in. I drive evergreen, cascade, and cedarhurst and Beverly park... But from my stand point we really are looking out for "Joe public" if you didn't do that as normal routine (everyday at the same time) it gets noticed by us and we report it :) some innocent , but many caught in the act :)
    about an hour ago ·
  • Melissa Shirley Schechter this made me laugh...though i'm sure in the moment you weren't doing the same :/ i remember those good ol' normandy park cops - they will stop/pull you over for ANYTHING.
    about an hour ago ·
  • Todd Krug That's comedy. You do look suspicious though. Maybe you should attend the next block party and get to know your neighbors.
    about an hour ago ·
  • Tamara Walker oh my. we are getting a little paranoid america, aren't we?
    56 minutes ago ·
  • Andre'a Larson that is HILARIOUS!
    36 minutes ago ·
  • Ryan Carter Hoffmann I don't think it was a complaint. Cop was there 3 minutes after I stepped out. If it was a neighbor, only one possibility. I think they will have a noise complaint someday soon.
    32 minutes ago ·

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